Official Scotch Ratings

What is Scotch?

Really, you don't know? Scotch is a dual purpose liquid, not only can it act as a water replacement in certain low-water diets, but it can function as a mind altering drug! It also, of course, forms the liquor of choice during Scotchtoberfest (there is no Scotchtoberfest).

So who are you to determine these ratings?

I am the owner of the web page, so there! If you wish me to add some type scotch I have overlooked, send me a sample bottle (still sealed please), and I will determine where it stands.

Are you blind? There are 20billion other such pages in existance!

I have one thing to say to that: When has that ever stopped me before? Actually, when has that EVER stopped a webpage author? Duplication of data is the primary characteristic of the web.

Ratings Table:

Here they are in decreasing order of quality, with yet unmeasured scotches pencilled in where I expect them to fall:
Scotch type Ranking Description Notes
Dalwhinnie Single Malt, 15 years 1 Extremely smooth. Smokey with honey accents. One of the 6 scotches in collusion
Glenlivet Single Malt, 12 years 2 Quite smooth, with no accents - what scotch is defined as. First scotch I ever had.
Glenkinchie Lowland 3 Harshest of the ratable scotches, awaiting further trials to ascertain suitability. One of the 6 scotches in collusion

Unratable Scotches

The following scotches were found to be unworthy to be included in this table:

William Grant, Glenmorangie, Glenfiddich, Teachers.

This is not to say that they are not worthy scotches, merely they do not satisfy my requirements in scotches. YMMV.

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